Monday, December 10, 2007

THE WEISDORN CHRONICLES

Professor Gia Weisdorn was spotted at Ralph’s again, but rather than buying cat paraphernalia, this time she was seen having a long discussion with The Cat Lady!

For those not familiar who are not familiar, The Cat Lady is a Malibu resident who is regularly seen in Ralphs, Starbucks, CVS, etc, with a cat perched on her shoulder. When any mention is made of her cat, she immediately begins rattling off laws and ordinances that permit her to bring her cat into stores, restaurants, or anywhere else she happens to be going.

You heard it here first, folks: In addition to her teaching duties at Pepperdine, Professor Weisdorn is also legal counsel to The Cat Lady!

This latest revelation about the enigmatic esquire raises all sorts of questions:

How did the two meet?

Is this part of a larger cat-law agenda?

Will Business Law soon cover animal law?

And of course:

Is she doing the work pro bono?

The mind boggles.

Fly On The Wall still isn't quite sure where all of this is going, but investigations will continue throughout the winter break. Stay tuned for further details!

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