Professor Gia Weisdorn is back in the news again!
It looks like Professor Weisdorn took advantage of the holiday weekend last week and took a trip out of town. According to sources, Professor Weisdorn was spotted in southern Arizona at the Wild Cat Ranch, where she was able to participate in her favorite activity out on the range: herding cats!
“Oh yah, she was here all right!” said ranch owner Ken Philby. “She’s a legend! One of the best cat rustlers I’ve ever seen. You’d think cats are unmanageable, but she has a way about her…she just give them this *stare*…know what I mean? Boom, they’d fall right into line.”“Bunch of years ago she made it to Nationals. They’re still talking about the time ‘What Say You Weisdorn’ roped four longhairs and a kitten in under 10 seconds. It’s still a record.”
“There was talk of her going on the Pro Circuit. I’m telling ya, she would have made it too--she just loves cats.”
When asked what derailed Professor Weisdorn’s promising career in shepherding felines, Mr. Philby let out a deep sigh before continuing:“No one’s really sure what happened. There were all sorts of rumors. Someone said she got scratched real bad, but I don’t believe that. Another story was she started her own ranch, but it went to the dogs. Other people said she had legal issues.”
“All I know for sure is one day she traded in her pickup for a Porsche and said she was headed West. That was the last we saw of her in these parts.”
“Personally, I think it was a romance with a cowboy with a cat allergy.”
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