In cooperation with the office of the Registrar, Fly On The Wall has obtained a preliminary schedule for the upcoming Magill Symposium on Friday, February 29th.
8:30-9:00 am. Light refreshments.
9:00-9:15 Greeting and Welcome by Dr. Mallinger.
9:15-10:00 “How to look awake and attentive in a boring meeting.”
10:00-11:00 Panel Discussion: “What to do next: Get a job, dummy!”
11:00-12:00 Breakout Sessions:
“Moving back in with mom & dad: You can go back home again!” (P1)
“Living in your car. The next best option.” (L1)
“Law School: Ahh, why not?” (U2)
12:00-1:00 Lunch
Light snacks and refreshments. Location: Courtyard outside cafeteria.
Better food and stronger drinks. Location: Duke’s.
1:00-3:00 Workshops
Finance Workshop:
1:00-2:00 “Creative methods for raising personal capital from friends, long lost relatives and other non-immediate family members.”
2:00-3:00 “Credit card juggling: Taking it to the next level.”
Accounting Workshop:
1:00-2:00 “Loan payment deferment for MBA’s: Six months is just the beginning!”
2:00-3:00 “Qualifying for federal financial assistance programs.”
Marketing Workshop:
2:00-4:00 Rebranding case competition.
An exciting chance to develop a business plan to breathe life into the longtime stigmatized staple, Lard. Teams will compete against the clock and each other to create a positive and dynamic rebranding strategy to reinvigorate Lard sales. Winning proposals must include a viral marketing campaign, an online component and the development of a line of Lard branded merchandise.
1st prize: 10 pounds of Lard.
2nd prize: 20 pounds of Lard
3rd prize: Dinner with Adam Trotter
OB Workshop:
1:00-2:00 “Advanced Scrapbooking”
2:00-3:00 “Storytime and S’mores.”
Wrap Up Session:
4:00-??? “Reflection, discussion and inebriation.” Location: Moonshadows
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