GOSSIP: Out of the Bag, Born to be wild, UFO's

Cat's out of the bag!

Our favorite Legal Woman Of Mystery has become more mysterious! Fly On The Wall has learned that Professor Gia Weisdorn was seen last week purchasing a copy of "Cat Fancy" magazine at Ralph's! After all the talk about her dogs, we can't help but wonder what this means. Sources could neither confirm nor deny that she also purchased a large bag of Meow Mix.

Born to be Wild!

Rumor has it that Professor McPeak is being investigated by Manhattan Beach authorities for his participation in outlaw street motorcycle drag racing! Sources indicate it is probable that the "Mastermind Madman of Manhattan" is also the head of the rouge criminal gang plaguing the south beach area known as "The Accountants".

UFO's

There's certainly something in the air, and it's not just falling leaves! Last week eyewitnesses reported seeing paper airplanes exiting Dean Mallinger's window! Samples obtained by Fly On The Wall indicate they were made from UCLA and USC letterhead.