INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: Whodunit?

You've probably noticed the handle to the 'fridge in the student lounge has been broken off. But does anyone know HOW this happened?


Fly On The Wall has learned the following:

It all began with a discussion of a regression analysis problem between Professor Seaman, Professor Hahn, Alina Topala, Derek Hsu, and Sarah Han. Things started out well enough, but words became heated over whether to use a 90% or 95% confidence level. Harsh words were traded, and the situation rapidly spun out of control. Professor Hahn had to be restrained, and Professor Seaman became enraged and tore the handle from the fridge.

According to Alina, "It was like he was posessed. He had this wild look in his eye...like when he plays ping pong, but worse."

"He tried to pick up the fridge and throw it," noted Derek. "Well, he tried a couple of times but it didn't work. He was only able to rip the handle off."

"Yeah, and it took him a couple of tries to do it", added Sarah.

Reports indicate it was the lucky appearance of Professor Williams that managed to defuse the rapidly deteriorating situation.

"Professor Williams came in and started shouting 'Sammy! Sammy! Friend, Sammy! FRIEND!' and Professor Seaman got this dazed look and all the fight went out of him."

The two were later seen in U3, chanting Buddhist runes.