-Professor Seaman was seen in the students’ lounge, allegedly doctoring the ping pong table.
-As a result of all the recent spate of scandals, it is reported that Dean Livingstone is now hiding under her desk and no longer answering her phone.
-Donald Trump has offered to donate $10 million to the GSBM. The funds would go directly to Net Impact and would be used to, among other things, purchase a new BMW for each member of the club. Contingent upon acceptance of the money, however, Pepperdine would have to agree to modify the cross on the Phillips Theme Tower to look like more of a “T”. While students enthusiastically support the proposal, university officials are not expected to vote in favor of it.
-The cafeteria will be testing a new brown bag liquid lunch program this week. Students interested in beta testing the product are asked to meet in the parking lot and behind the dumpsters.
-Professor Williams was seen playing The SIMS on his computer during class last week.
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