Wednesday, February 13, 2008

VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Vanessa Towning has announced that she will be starting a GSBM speed dating service.

“It’s basically a spin off of the ‘dinner with strangers’ series,” she explained. “I’d been thinking about it for a while, but I didn’t have the time.”

With the closing of her hotel of ill repute earlier this week, however, (“Scandal: Bad Behavior In Real Estate,” 2/12/08) Ms. Towning suddenly found she had plenty of time to pursue the project.

“The closing of the Atlantic Avenue property was a most unfortunate occurrence,” admitted Ms. Towning. “But rather than dwell on it, I saw it as an opportunity for me to focus on the speed dating project and other endeavors.”

When asked where the event would take place, Ms. Towning offered the following:

“Well, in my book, having it on campus really wasn’t an option. It’s the wrong environment. It would be too awkward, and the whole adult beverage situation would be…shall we say…lacking in certain areas.”

Then, smiling broadly, she continued:

“With this in mind, I’m holding the event at the grand opening of the newest nightclub in Malibu: V-Town!

“Located just off of PCH, V-Town promises to be the hottest spot in town to unwind, relax, and meet people. Offering a full bar, great music, and valet parking, V-Town is *the* place to go in Malibu to see and be seen!”

“And there’s also a VIP room…”

The grand opening/speed dating event takes place Thursday, February 14th. Doors open at 8.

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