“Oh brother, we had a bunch of problems this year”, an anonymous source told Fly On The Wall. “When we opened up the voting to the second year students there was a computer glitch and we accidentally opened up the voting to *all* of the second year students--all the way back to the class of 1979!”
“But ya know, we were willing to look past this little gaffe. I mean, the more people that vote the more democratic the process, right?”
“For the first few hours we were all patting ourselves on the back: voter turnout was through the roof! But then some quant guy spoiled the party for everyone. Something about the 150,000 ballots received in the first six hours being roughly four times the size of the entire Pepperdine Alumni network. It was pretty obvious some folks had gone Chicago Style on us and were voting early and often.”
“But then came the worst part: we started counting the votes and Sanjaya Malakar was winning!”“So much for the honor code.”
For those who are not in the know, voting repeatedly, and/or casting proxy votes for pets (dogs, cats, birds, rocks, etc.), friends (real or imaginary), or relatives (living or deceased) is generally frowned upon.
Voting resumes today, and all students of the GSBM are encouraged to re-cast their one vote if they have not already done so.
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