Speaking from Dean Mallinger's now vacant corner office, Presidentita For Life Hayes declared there would be new sweeping changes to the GSBM. "Today is great day for the new Land Of The Bre. The culture of weak-willed leadership by committee has brought forth a plague of inefficiency, compromise and indecision. A new leader must rise from this morass to forcefully exercise the blunt club of power over the masses. I am that leader and I hold that club in my iron grip. Leadership through appeasement has ended. Enough of the carrot, it's time for the stick!""Effective immediately, all OB classes will be replaced by OF (Oath of Fealty) classes, and anyone caught wearing Burberry will be detained and severely punished. The ethics committee is also permanently dissolved."
Neither Dean Mallinger nor Dean Livingstone were available for comment. When quizzed on their whereabouts, chief spokesperson, Sharon Haughey, stated that they have been sent to a reeducation facility located somewhere on the USC campus.
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