LET IT SNOW!

In keeping with the spirit of the holiday season, the GSBM has announced plans to encase the campus in a giant inflatable snow globe.

“I’ve been dreaming of a white Christmas here in Malibu for years,” said Dr. Mallinger, “and now, by gum, we’re gonna get one!”

At over 200 meters in diameter, the snow globe will encompass the entirety of the Drescher academic campus. Huge fans and chiller units are being installed to create the artificial snow and then blow it about.

“It’ll be *great*,” Dr. Mallinger continued. “We’re gonna have the fans on ‘blizzard’ setting the whole time so the students can experience the joys of winter as they walk between buildings or to the library. This is gonna be so awesome!”

“We’re also putting a 100 foot inflatable snowman on top of the library. We planned to cover the parking lot as well, but public safety put their foot down. Something about not having snow tires or plows. What a bunch of spoilsports.”

“The snow globe will add more value to the GSBM, as it will be another point of differentiation to attract students. This will definitely give us a leg up on UCLA.”

Dr. Mallinger would neither confirm nor deny rumors about a waterslide being set up during the summer months as a further point of differentiation. When pressed, he would only smile and cryptically reply “let’s just say that starting in June room U3 will be a lot more interesting…”