THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, DAY 5

RUPY’S BIG BOOK OF EXCUSES

A must-have this holiday season! What could be more fun than sitting around with friends and reading the screamingly funny reasons for why you can’t do your share of a paper or make it to a meeting? Over 1000 pages of delusional prose.

Here’s a sneak peek of some of the gems inside:

“I’m gonna be sick next Thursday.”
“I’ll just use your slides.”
“I got turned into a newt…I’m better now.”
“I got locked in my car.”
“I didn’t understand the question.”
“Dog ate it.”
“Cat ate it.”
“I ate it.”
“Got lost.”
“Kidnapped.”
“Solar Eclipse.”
“Alien abduction.”
“Bad air quality.”
“Harmonic Convergence.”
“Amnesia.”
“Sunburn.”
“High tide.”