You’ve seen it from afar, you’ve seen it up close. Always the same: Perfect. Unaffected by rain, wind, or invading SWAT team. You can’t help but wonder: How does he do it??? And moreover, how can *I* get it?
Wonder no more! Winner of ‘Best Head of Hair on Campus’ for the 4th straight year, Professor Paglia is now sharing his secrets with the less fortunate by offering “Paglia’s Perfect Haircare System.” The kit comes with everything you see in the photo below, as well as a 300 page step by step instruction manual.
NOTE: Some elements of the kit require three phase 440 volt outlets. Purchasers must also obtain waivers from the EPA to use some of the included liquids and gels.
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